A woman walks up to a lil old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She says: “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look.” “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”
“I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day he says.” “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman says. “How old are you?”
“Twenty-six,” he said.
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